I can't think of a single reason not to do this every week. Bushwhacker Luke: Me mother was arrested by cops last night! I'm Stefan sweet thing. Forget it, Steve. Harriette: Judy, finish your Brussels sprouts. Carl Otis Winslow: Better, I locked him up. Carl: Steve, will you please stop sulking and come out of the bathroom? He couldn't cover his head with his hat. Carl and Eddie are also shocked too]. You know that? Rachel Crawford: Little Richie spoke his first word. But, like they say in the movie "Love Story" 'Love means never having to say I'm sorry Steve, but I'm takin' yo chick'. Willie Fuffner: I don't know what you're talking about, officer. Steve Urkel: What? I'm drawn to you. You kissed me. Laura Lee Winslow: Fun? Hey Steve, would you like a breast? Am is a verb, verbs are our friends. How would you like it if I put Jheri Curl in your deodorant? Waldo: But, why ya gonna do that, Willie? [Pulls him into a hug]. Urkelbot: [sneaks up behind the robber and surprises him] Freeze! Why, a few sessions on the Muscle Master and you'll be drooling over my deltoids. Waldo: Laura, I know I'm just wasting my time, but would you like to kinda, maybe go out with me, sorta, tomorrow night, maybe? Rachel Crawford: Steve? Waldo Geraldo Faldo: [talking to Eddie] Man, they didn't even know who we were. the signs as potential pick up lines from hamilton. Larry Csonka: Yes, spread the word. All the pins look like Laura! Here's What Steve Urkel Looks Like Today - TheList.com Rachel Crawford: Steve, did it ever occur to you that when the door is closed we're trying to keep unwanted people out? Steve Urkel: We met once. Harriette Winslow: Oh no no no. Harriette Winslow: Are your parents happy with the new you? [Handing out] Menu, menu, menu, menu, menu. An illustration of a horizontal line over an up pointing arrow. Whatever Happened To Steve Urkel From Family Matters? - MSN And most of all, you don't have to deal with bullies. Myra Monkhouse: Eddie, Waldo? Join. My parents play this with me all the time! Eddie Winslow: [at the frat party] Steve, why are you wearing a toga? [laughs]. I'm starved. Laura Lee Winslow: No! Carl Otis Winslow: That's right, that petition was a great idea. Harriette you're the one who said you're fat. Steve Urkel: Really? [removes Carl's napkin from his shirt and tosses it on the coffee table]. I think I'm gonna have to fire Waldo, Steve. Eddie swoops in and starts taking pictures]. Every time I ask her about it, she just cries and takes another Rolaid. Carl Otis Winslow: Yes and that's not all. Laura: Waldo, what's with Steve, he's acting wierd, even for him! Will you marry me? Carl Otis Winslow: All right. It's like wanting to touch a star- you know you'll never reach it but you've just gotta keep trying. [Puts his jacket on and heads to the Door], Waldo Geraldo Faldo: I may get F's, but, by God, I earn them! I only got the date wrong on one flyer. Steven 'Steve' Quincy Urkel: Well why aren't you? You're setting a bad example for the kids. Steve Urkel: [shows up in the living room with his flowers from the cemetery] Hi Laura, these are for you. Steve Urkel: You know, every time you laugh you burn off three and a half calories? I'll grab my stuff and I'll be out of here tomorrow. Now hit the sack. Sure, it may cover your hiney, but if you make a habit of it, you've got a serious problem. Laura Lee Winslow: If you have to ask, pass. SUBSCRIBE to get the latest. Laura: Let me tell you something. That's Lt. Murtaugh. Hey, you could be making this whole thing up! Steve Urkel: Look, I know the pay is lousy, the hours are long, and you hardly ever get the credit you deserve. Steve Urkel: [Steve picks up the cord to the satelite dish] Sloppy, Sloppy, Sloppy! Laura: This is just a model, right? He introduced himself and I was immediately struck by deep brown eyes, his engaging sense of humor and how delicately he handled my cantalopes. Rachel Crawford: Uh, Steve, would you mind coming over to the restaurant on Sunday at about 7:30? Don't nothing, never mind me, Carl. Oh, gentle Romeo, if thou doth love, pronounce it faithfully. Harriette Winslow: Abrasive? Everywhere you look, TV, movies, magazines, all these 90 pound people, smiling, dancing where do they get the strength? Steve Urkel: Oh, I'm not joking. Edward 'Eddie' James Arthur Winslow: Willie Makeit? This is fantastic! Carl Otis Winslow: Harriette, I just feel so helpless! Steve Urkel: Well, Laura doesn't want a date with me. His parents were very upset. The Ethical Issues With Stefan Urquelle In Family Matters Harriette: I don't know. Harriette: That won't get the stains out. Do you have any idea how much you changed him? Edward 'Eddie' James Arthur Winslow: Failure to signal. I can turn you down without destroying your ego. Carl Otis Winslow: [More excitedly] Yes, ma'am! I"m going to the mall to hand out gifts to orphans kids. Carl: Overreact? Oh, good. Willie Fuffner: [sigh] That's different. Let's just get there! Donna Santangelo: And get this, Urkel's tuxedo fits! Laura Lee Winslow: He didn't need to. The rest of the rules are covered in this contract. No. Eddie: I meant, I haven't seen her today. Carl Otis Winslow: Or in my case, Hello Rubber Chicken. Carl Otis Winslow: I told him I was taking him over to see you. Steve Urkel: To be quite honest, Fuffner; I'd written you off as being incorrigible. He's having the same discussion with his father. Harriette: At my table, you eat them. Me and the guys were going to have a flyer party next Saturday when you go out of town. I mean, you are very Laura: Let's just put it this way You have the perfect face for your head. In the latter half of Family Matters, Steve started staying with the Winslows as his parents didn't want him around. I can't! Eddie: Name's Eddie Winslow, but my friends call me Eddie. Once, I found them in Milwaukee living under an assumed name! Edward 'Eddie' James Arthur Winslow: That's hotties, Steve. Estelle 'Mother' Winslow: That stinks. And believe you me, I know what being different is all about. Steve Urkel. Stefan Urkelle: Good lord, you're a nerd. Harriette Winslow: Carl I am not a weak, wimpy woman whose afraida to speak her mind. I'll take this up later with the Lieutenant. "Family Matters Quotes." That one friend who says going to gym will solve everything. Trying to cover it up would only make it worse. Steve Urkel: Oh, no buts! Steve Urkel: Hey, you gotta get up if want to get dow oh [guests scream as Steve falls off the edge of the roof]. You showed me a picture of your dog. No. I had 8 shots of Espresso, a 6-pack of Jolt Cola, and a large bowl of Froot Loops with extra sugar. Carl: Harriette, there is a car in the living room! "Smile, if you want to have sex with me." 4. Dadadadada! [crying], Maxine Johnson: [Maxine starts to laugh while talking to Steve] Ooh, hoo hoo. Rodney Beckett: YOU thought you were smart? Steven 'Steve' Quincy Urkel: Rachel Crawfish? This is my mother. Carl Otis Winslow: Edward Arthur Winslow, son I'm ashamed of you. Steven 'Steve' Quincy Urkel: [to Officer Wigglesworth as played by Carl] We're on the same side of the law. Steve Urkel: No, I don't like to disturb anyone. Carl Otis Winslow: Yes, Harriette! Harriette Winslow: No, you don't have to remind me of nothing. Steve Urkel: And I'm Steve Urkel! Estelle 'Mother' Winslow: How did she die? I can see my dad! You ever been down to the slaughterhouse? Steve Urkel: It wasn't that play that cost you the championship. Steven 'Steve' Quincy Urkel: I'm not dreaming anymore. Waldo Geraldo Faldo: Why are ya gonna do that, Willie? So one day I decided to do something about it. You think it's funny to spike somebody's punch and watch them act like a fool. Finally, one rainy day, I walked in dripping wet, and that same man that pushed me out, shook his head and gave me a library card. Laura: Sure. Carl Otis Winslow: Now honey, it's really ok Harriette Winslow: No it's not ok, Carl. [Carl steps in the chamber and Stefan starts it up]. Alright. I'd lay one on you that would weld your glasses to your face. Well it's not cool. Should I be getting some Handi-Wipes? Steve Urkel: No state your name not name your state. Harriette Winslow: [pulls up a chair] Sit down, Carl. Carl: You know, bowling was a great idea. I'm on duty? Steven 'Steve' Quincy Urkel: Ok, you talked me into it. Laura Lee Winslow: I know, but he said 'get lost, Laura'. Estelle 'Mother' Winslow: [sympathetically] Eddie, Carl was just about your age when he lost his dad. It was right in your favorite spot. Waldo: Hey, you don't have to like my cookin', but, please, don't call me names! Cassie Lynn: Look, Becky Sue. Harriette Winslow: You hit my husband again and you'll have to answer to me. Urkelbot: [Kojack Impression] Who loves ya, baby! Let me tell you something though Weasel. Make my day! Carl: Harriette, there is a car in the living room. OGD now knows the police aren't enemies]. Steve Urkel: By any chance, is that something you enjoy? Laura: I couldn't have done this without you. Rachel Crawford: Honey, how long were you in there? Steven 'Steve' Quincy Urkel: [after Steve, Eddie & Waldo sang 'My Girl'] Don't we remind you of The Temptations? Carl Otis Winslow: March 24th, Raoul's houseboat is beautiful. Steve Urkel: Well, ya see, we had a little muffin mayhem. Can you carry me home? Maxine: Ugh, what is this? Estelle 'Mother' Winslow: Don't you worry, I'll work on him. Harriette: Yep, they were yelling at each other and bumping bellies. *You're* gonna sleep in the bathtub! Waldo Faldo: Be careful he has another one. At a party, once, he clamped cables to his earlobes and jump-started a Volkswagen. Originally slated to be a one-time-only character on the show, he broke out to be its most popular character and gradually became its protagonist. He's a lawyer! Steven Quincy Urkel: Look, you've got this big bed. Well, why didn't you tell me? Carl: Are you implying that you're not having a good time? Carl Otis Winslow: [trying to convince his boss that using Urkelbot is a bad idea] But Sir, you and I have been to the Police Academy. Harriette Winslow: [enters the house and sees Curtis] Hi. Steven 'Steve' Quincy Urkel: Freddy Krueger! Steven 'Steve' Quincy Urkel: My uncle, Elijah Urkel, has been struck by lightning four times. It's Monday! In the current social climate that is rich with dialogue about appropriate consent between men and women, women are quite reasonably, on guard about objectification. I love you more than life itself. [music abruptly stops] Look at yourselves. Urkel, the camera was on Eddie the whole time. Now I know, I'm not worthy of you- but I love you more now then I did then- Laura Lee Winslow- will you marry me? Steve Urkel: I don't have to take this! Steve Urkel: Well, because it's different. Edward 'Eddie' Winslow: That's what I said, but Dad still said no. Earlier Urkel's Funny Moments - YouTube Waldo: Just the stuff Steve told me to say. Eddie: If I don't pull at least a C on my midterm exam, I'm gonna flunk Algebra. Remember last year when she bought that date with the retired underwear model. Besides it's just a joy ride what could go wrong? Harriette Winslow: But, apparently, you seem to want to learn these things the hard way, so be it. Gun, Carl. Actor Jaleel White remembers his starring role on the '90s hit sitcom "Family Matters." Raoul asked me out, but I told him that I was happily married. Estelle 'Mother' Winslow: Laura, do you mind if your old grandmother tells you a story? Edward 'Eddie' Winslow: [laughing] Good one, Myrtle! Stefan Urkelle: Well, it could be a few days, or weeks, or [Steve voice] any minute now! Steve Urkel: I have a lot of personal experience in first aid. What do you have to say for yourselves? "If I were a stop light I'd turn red every time you passed by, just so I could stare at you a bit longer.". Waldo Geraldo Faldo: Hey, cut me some slack. Steven Quincy Urkel (generally known as Steve Urkel or just simply Urkel) is a fictional character on the ABC/CBS sitcom, Family Matters, who was portrayed by Jaleel White. Estelle 'Mother' Winslow: L means lousy. Harriette Winslow: [while trying to calm an apprehensive Rachel about leaving Richie overnight with the babysitter for the first time] Rachel, I know it's hard leaving your baby for the first time, but after that it gets a lot easier. From now on, no parties and no TV. Steve Urkel: You didn't even make it onto the chart! I've had more food than this stuck in between my teeth. So, I figured if I doubled the temperature, I could cook it in half the time. Carl Otis Winslow: Out for a walk around the block. You had an accident. I'm playing Boyd double or nothing. Estelle Winslow: Your great grandfather's name was Lester. Steve Urkel: Oh great! Steven 'Steve' Quincy Urkel: Chuck is twice the man Raoul is. Weasel: Yeah chill. Steve Urkel: Okay. Some of our pickup lines are just for laughs. Steve Urkel: Why? Harriette Winslow: Carl, out first table was next to the entrance where everybody was waiting to be seated. I'm in big trouble! Edward 'Eddie' Winslow: Then how 'bout a nice juicy thigh? often referred to simply by his surname, Urkel, is the main protagonist of Family Matters. "Nubbles Sucks Face with Nerd!". Steve Urkel: How tough am I? Steve Urkel : Free Download, Borrow, and Streaming : Internet Archive Carl Otis Winslow: [fishing for the catch of a party Eddie wants to go to] Are his parents going to be there? You'll never know how much time you'll have together. And if you call me names, do I not eat? Now, I'm gonna give you a compliment. Carl will understand. Well, actually it's Quincy, but you guys get the picture. Bushwhacker Luke: 'Cause they couldn't catch her till then! Laura: You know, I shouldn't be mingling with the opposition, but I just wanted to tell you how handsome you look under fluorescent lighting. [Steve has just fallen off the tree and onto the Coopers' pet Doberman, Damien. Not when it's swirling around a porcelain tank. Steve Urkel: [sobbing] In about a week or so, but she gonna have to miss the prom. This causes Steve, Waldo and Weasel to leave and Eddie laughs nervously]. Laura: Steve, did you eat that moldy cheese? Check it out: Urkelbot: [Dirty Harry Impression] Go ahead, punk! Carl Otis Winslow: [after being frightened by Pablo, the stick bug] Did you see the size of that thing? Edward 'Eddie' James Arthur Winslow: Dad, when are we leaving? I didn't kiss you. Laura Lee Winslow: Yeah, but only for one month. I'm going home! [Maxine laughs hysterically after she leaves the house]. You're wrong, the maitre'd gave me a two for one coupon. I just got a job! Steven 'Steve' Quincy Urkel: You won't be sorry, sir. Edward 'Eddie' James Arthur Winslow: Oh great, I'm gonna lose my toes. 36 Steve Urkel ideas | steve urkel, humor, urkel - Pinterest Steven 'Steve' Quincy Urkel: What kind of plans? Money has germs on it. Why would somebody do this to me?' And we practiced for six minutes! 1. And instead of admitting to it, you got yourself involved in gambling. This has never happened before. Carl Otis Winslow: Well I talked to your boy Squeeze and he won't be bothering you for a long time. Steve Urkel: Boyd whipped Eddie. Steve Urkel: [drinking spiked punch] What is this? "Tomorrow, Dad!" Carl Otis Winslow: Oh nothing, never mind! Carl Otis Winslow: But, apparently you seem want to learn it the hard way, well so be it. Edward 'Eddie' Winslow: The party doesn't start until 9 and my curfew's at 10. "Tomorrow, Dad!" Laura: Steve, you like this kind of music? Steve Urkel: [to Carl] They actually give this guy bullets? I never got an 'A' before. "I heard you are looking for a stud. [Comes out and fights Willie as the students cheer for a fight between Urkel and Fuffner], [Waldo and Wille has just gotten out of class to trash Urkel's locker]. Steven 'Steve' Quincy Urkel: You remember our flyer party, the one that I'm clearly on record as totally aganst. Gosh I bet that's never happened before. You're my friend. Could you write that 'A' down on a piece of paper? Steve Urkel: My "play-ground pass"? Waldo Geraldo Faldo: [reveals his empty jacket] He meant the booze that came out of my jacket. Laura: Well, he's all yours, Eddie. Would you like that? It's late. Did you see them work on Dora Fenswick? No. Harriette Winslow: I simply put out his cigar. Waldo Geraldo Faldo: Wow. Judge Vance: All right, young man, call your first witness. this is when Urkel was the funniest, when he was youngest, seasons 1 & 2. Get me a cherry slurpy! Laura: We're not going anywhere. So to see if he can find the best, Steve challenged a few men to put their usuals to the test!SUBSCRIBE to get t. Harriette Winslow: Every time she stops, she starts all over again. Steve Urkel: Well the good news is, my dad will do the operation for you. Laura Lee Winslow: Then she demanded her money back when she found out that she modeled ladies underwear. It seems the guy that you purchased your stereo equipment from didn't want you to fill in any paper work. Steve Urkel: And lose that wonderful ocean flavor? Steven 'Steve' Quincy Urkel: [Waldo heads into the kitchen as Steve emerges] You o.k., Eddo? Steven 'Steve' Quincy Urkel: March 24th, Raoul's houseoat is beautiful. The Steve Urkel NFL Draft Preview | Football Outsiders See more ideas about steve urkel, humor, urkel. Steven Quincy Urkel: Land sakes, woman. Eddie: I don't believe wat just happened, dad took Waldo to the bulls game. Harriette Winslow: Carl Otis Winslow, I'm ashamed of you. Sergeant Shishka: Don't insult my Army. Uh, Curtis. Now, I may have taken a sip of my mom's coffee, but I Chain: I'm talkin' about the other kind of wired! Laura Lee Winslow: Oh lord, you're gonna die. Laura Lee Winslow: I don't know, and quite frankly, I'm tired of thinking about it. Steven Quincy Urkel: Don't interrupt me! Steve Urkel: Well, isn't that just a FIIIINE kettle of fish? Laura: I mean it, Waldo. Carl Otis Winslow: That's wonderful, son. You would win the gold. Midway through the first season, the show introduced the Winslows' nerdy neighbor Steve Urkel (Jaleel White), who quickly became its breakout character and eventually the show's main character. Edward 'Eddie' James Arthur Winslow: Ok dad. Would you like that? Just you and me. I'm finished with this witness, your honor! I wanna read it to my mom. [Steve and Carl are playing Gin Rummy when an infuriated, Eddie and Laura come into the house.]. You know, I was exposed to this sort of thing when I was growing up, but I always hoped it would be different for my kids. Cop: It's also against the law. Instead of cool, it was set on Nerd. Come here. Steve Urkel: That's because you don't know what it's like being small. Steve Urkel: Well, Laura, do you realize what you're asking? Carl Otis Winslow: Harriette, I was steamed, I didn't want to do something I'll regret. Quotes.net. Steve Urkel: I just called my uncle at the Pentagon. Steve Urkel: Don't panic, my love! Edward 'Eddie' James Arthur Winslow: What's wrong? I'm in this class. Steve Urkel: [cracks up] Oh, that's rich! [Waldo and Maxine are dancing to R&B music and professing their love for each other. Laura: Urkel, don't your parents feed you? Rachel Crawford: When the paramedics got there, they thought SIXTY-SEVEN people had died! That's all. And him. I just caught her, that's all. urkel-steve. Steven 'Steve' Quincy Urkel: I have been scared straight, I saw a guy who had a tattoo of a battleship. I probably had the heater up on high and they wilted. Carl Otis Winslow: Hey, I mean every word, sweetheart. More like The Repulsions. Laura Lee Winslow: No surprise visits from Steve Urkel. Steven 'Steve' Quincy Urkel: What's that? Carl Otis Winslow: [kisses the ice cream carton] Goodbye. Steven 'Steve' Quincy Urkel: Only when we kiss, Laura Lee, only when we kiss [they passionately kiss]. Please, my little Rapunzel. Edward 'Eddie' James Arthur Winslow: [driving off] Would you relax, Steve? You're making me blush. We're doing our best to make sure our content is useful, accurate and safe.If by any chance you spot an inappropriate comment while navigating through our website please use this form to let us know, and we'll take care of it shortly. Steve Urkel: [reading] "No mouth breathing, no snorting, no drooling". Steve Urkel: Why, to make everyone think that the woman I love actually loves me back? I love this lady [Laura] and I can come over here anytime I want to and you can't stop me! Steve Urkel: So, you used me! When my dad said you fixed me up with Laura; why, I thought I'd wet my pants! Colonel Dirk Urkel! Steve Urkel: To keep the camera on him and forget all the other meatheads. Whoa, I'm being pushed back in! Chuck is twice the man, Raoul is. Every time I'm around them, my mind goes blank. The notion was apparently incongruous enough to ABC, the longtime home of the hit comedy ''Family Matters,'' which features the geeky Urkel character, that its executives . Due to the Urkel character's off-putting characteristics and the way he would stir up events and underscore the plot or even move . Waldo Geraldo Faldo, Steven 'Steve' Quincy Urkel: Cheating? And since no one will play with me, I have to say so myself. Carl Otis Winslow: There was an E.Coli scale in the chocolate and I tasted a few to make sure the box was safe. When you make a mistake, fess up to it. My doctor slapped the wrong end. Laura Lee Winslow: Did they let you take one? Look, Steve. And the reason it hurts is because I've tried very hard to be your friend and all you've done is take advantage of me. Baby Girl: You couldn't push me out of this park if you wanted to! I mean the guy's a feeb. You know what? [Carl is appalled as he has a donut in his mouth], [Carl has just bought Harriette an exercise trampoline for her birthday. Wha? I've decided to retire from the theatre arts department. Harriette Winslow: I am not! Myra Monkhouse: I rearranged the chamber. A spin-off of Perfect Strangers, the series revolves around the Winslow family, a middle-class African American family living in Chicago, Illinois. You know, Harriette, It's the thought that counts.

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