Donnie Azoff: ~ Jordan Belfort. I'm still hard. Alden Kupferberg: [Furious about newspaper article] The 3 keys to success of the Straight Line Persuasion system are: Developing rapport with the customer. Jordan Belfort: So, I presume you're Italian. What I want to know is, have you got the guts to live? Jordan Belfort, You dont choose who you fall in love with, do you? And you got the beautiful girls there. This is Brad, and Brad is the guy I really wanted. Jordan Belfort: Out of respect. Donnie Azoff, Look, man a lot of having a kid or whatever takes risk, whether youre fuckin cousins or not, you know Donnie Azoff, Well, basically, you know, if the kid was retarded I would I would, you know, drive it up to the country and just like, you know, open the door and let it say Youre free now! You know? I called the captain the n-word? I got a couple of mil' comin' in like a week. You got a minute? Benihana Beni-fucking-hana? You're not fucking taking my goddamn fucking kids! Jordan Belfort: Give yourself no choice but to succeed. Jordan Belfort: Well that's good news. Does your girlfriend think you're a fucking worthless loser? Naomi Lapaglia: And once you do fall in lovethat obsessive sort of love, that all-consuming love, where two people cant stand to be apart from each other for even a momenthow are you supposed to let a love like that pass you by? Jordan Belfort. This is our golden ticket to the fuckin' Chocolate Factory, right here. You cleaning your fishbowl? You're not fucking taking my children you vicious fucking cunt, you! Jordan Belfort: Those are rookie numbers in this racket. Jordan Belfort: BENI-FUCKING-HANA? Okay, let's do it. Jordan Belfort: Like you married your cousin or some stupid shit, you know? It got so bad, I had to declare the office a fuck-free zone between the hours of 9 and 7. Naomi Lapaglia: I'll do four grand. You know what a fugazi is? the success of scorsese's wolf of wall street is that it's enjoyable to watch and it shouldnt be. Naomi Lapaglia: You're sick! Jordan Belfort: Quotes By Jordan Belfort. Get away from the window! Jordan Belfort: My lawyer said that you're going to prison for 20 years, Jordan! What the fuck are you talking about? Drama, Oh, hey! More importantly, you will learn. You're doing fucking drugs right now? This is a fucking mayday! Naomi Lapaglia: Like, Run free! You know? Donnie Azoff, There was this one time I was selling pot to this Amish dude. I'm not gonna let someone, you know, one of these assholes fuck my cousin. I'm gonna take custody of the kids. So you listen to me and you listen well. The easiest way to make money is - create something of such value that . Right! Jordan Belfort: Give him time. Stratton Broker in a Bowtie: That's my boy right there. Ti mun bt tay vi vn ca bn bng cch tr nn giu c. Nobody - and I don't care if you're Warren Buffet or if you're Jimmy Buffet - nobody knows if a stock is going to go up, down, sideways or in circles. Naomi Lapaglia: If youre into films about money, sales, success and that rags to riches story then it is all of that with a bunch of crazy, obscene and extreme all thrown in. Great. Bang, bang, bang. It doesn't exist. Jordan Belfort: Donnie Azoff: Jordan Belfort: Look, I knew these guys weren't like Harvard MBAs. Jordan and Donnie cut up lines as a HOSTESS serves Bloody . Turns out all the FBI really wants from me is to cooperate. And in the case of the telephone, it's up to each and every one of you, my highly-trained Strattonites. Here's a list of a few of the best lines from the movie: I want you to deal with Your problems by becoming rich. Regal Jordan Belfort: That was so fucking great. I started this website because I wanted to help people like you to maximize their potential and achieve their dreams. Well, technically, $72,000 last month. Biography, Know Your Critic: Clint Worthington, Founder of The Spool and Senior Writer at Consequence. lastly it's down to the humour. You had to deal with the Golf Course people too! Go to a trading floor on Wall Street. Jordan Belfort, OK, first rule of Wall Street Nobody and I dont care if youre Warren Buffet or Jimmy Buffet nobody knows if a stocks going up, down or f-ing sideways, least of all stockbrokers. Luckily we're in first class. Terms and Policies Jordan Belfort: Because I can't keep track of your professions, honey. Just below that it reads "Ticket Confirmation#:" followed by a 10-digit number. You could pay off your mortgage. Act as if you have unmatched confidence and then people will surely have confidence in you. Naomi Lapaglia: Exactly. [pauses] Jordan Belfort: Oh my God! Jordan Belfort: I'm also Dutch, German, English. Good. In 1987, Jordan Belfort (Leonardo DiCaprio) takes an entry-level job at a Wall Street brokerage firm. Stay up-to-date on all the latest Rotten Tomatoes news! A real wolf pit, which is exactly how I liked it. You're never gonna see the kids again! You okay? What a Greek tragedy honey! They were everywhere! His eyes seem to be a little bit odd, don't they? The nice thing about being rescued by Italians is that they feed you, make you drink red wine, then you get to dance. I understand perfectly, you American shit. I want to make money. Donnie Azoff: Fucked up. That'd be 40,000 shares, John. Jordan Belfort: This is what happens when you fuck with your pets on new issue day! Still, give them to me young, hungry, and stupid, and in no time, I'll make 'em rich. Power. Mark Hanna: Ok, you're going to want to raise those numbers. Last month you were a wine connoisseur, and now youre an aspiring landscape architect, Isnt that right? Jordan Belfort, You got my money taped to your tits, honey. Im gonna let you in on a little secret about these telephones. Act as if you have unmatched confidence and then people will surely have confidence in you. Jordan Belfort, Successful people are 100% convinced that they are masters of their own destiny, theyre not creatures of circumstance, they create circumstance, if the circumstances around them suck they change them. Jordan Belfort, I want you to back yourself into a corner. Coming Soon. Sides? Error rating book. And then once right after lunch. Donnie Azoff: I love you so much. A Long Island mansion featured in Martin Scorsese's 2013 film "Wolf of Wall Street" is listed for $10 million. Jordan Belfort: Hi, fellas! He thinks you're fuckin' Gordon Gekko. Donnie Azoff: Jordan Belfort: there's some very awkward but funny, laugh out loud, moments that i'm still thinking about and laughing to myself over long after viewing. Every time! Jordan Belfort, When you live your life by poor standards, you inflict damage on everyone who crosses your path, especially those you love. Jordan Belfort, I believe in total immersion, if you want to be rich, you have to program your mind to be rich. It's actually an utterly entertaining and hilarious joy ride. Donnie Azoff: Last month you were a wine connoisseur, now you're an aspiring landscape architect. Sort: Relevant Newest # movies # leonardo dicaprio # martin scorsese # wolf of wall street # the wolf of wall street If you have persistence, you will come out ahead of most people. Who? Second key to success in this racket is this little baby right here. Janet (Jordan's Assistant): Don't fucking dare throw that fucking water at me. Is she like, a first cousin? It's a whazy. Which is why you should pick up 5000 shares . I take Quaaludes 10-15 times a day for my "back pain", Adderall to stay focused, Xanax to take the edge off, pot to mellow me out, cocaine to wake me back up again, and morphine Well, because it's awesome. Jordan Belfort: No, daddy doesn't even get to touch mommy for a very, very, very long time. We are going down! They were priced between three and five hundred dollars and made you wear a condom unless you gave them a hefty tip, which I always did. Why didn't you tell me, sweetheart? Oh, no. Max Belfort: GET OFF THE PHONE! Jordan Belfort: Or fucking dies! Jordan Belfort, So you listen to me and you listen well. I fucked up so bad. Hey, John. Failure is your friend., Without action, the best intentions in the world are nothing more than that: intentions., I want you to back yourself into a corner. He's got a gun, you fucking idiot! Jordan Belfort: Brad: Jordan Belfort: There were two guys over there on the table. You're a fucking pill dealer. Let the consequences of failure become so dire and so unthinkable that youll have no choice but to do whatever it takes to succeed. Jordan Belfort, If you want to be rich, never give up. Go on. The show goes on! I'm not ashamed to admit it: my first time in prison, I was terrified. [gets a wire] Naomi Lapaglia: Wow. No. Read critic reviews. I don't drink anymore. But if you can make your clients money at the same time it's advantageous to everyone, correct? The movie also features the "One of Us" chant, which is a reference to the 1930s horror movie Freaks. Tootski?Follow me for tootskihttps://twitter.com/ogfz_https://www.instagram.com/ogfz/ Search, discover and share your favorite The Wolf Of Wall Street GIFs. Sell me that pen. Act as if you're a wealthy man, rich already, and then you'll surely become rich. So if you've got a client who bought stock at 8 and now it's at 16 and he's all fucking happy, he wants to cash in and liquidate, take his fucking money and run home, you don't let him do that 'cause that would make it real. Donnie Azoff: [to Jordan after the incident] I do it 'cause I fucking *need* to. Okay? I've already talked to the lawyer. Naomi Lapaglia: Di Caprio and Scorsese combine for one of the most fun financial movies of this decade. Stratton Broker in a Bowtie: Write your name down on that napkin for me. And the first thing we needed was brokers. You were on the floor rollin' around and shit. Come on. Jordan Belfort: Right? But it wasn't a poisonous silence. You're not taking my kids, sweetheart. It's a woozie. No, I'm not fucking letting you near my kids! Who the fuck has the goddamn gall to call this house on a Tuesday night? Jordan Belfort: The Wolf of Wall Street is a memoir by a former stockbroker and trader Jordan Belfort, first published in September 2007. Good luck on that subway ride home to your miserable, ugly fucking wives. ~ Jordan Belfort. Can I finish eating first? Act as if youre a wealthy man, rich already, and then youll surely become rich. Perfect Hildy Azoff: About a month later, Donnie and I decided to double team her on a Saturday afternoon while our wives were out shopping for Christmas presents. Teresa Petrillo: If you agree to the divorce right now, I will allow visitation. Jordan Belfort: Donnie Azoff: Required fields are marked *. Don't you fucking Duchess me! The Wolf of Wall Street (2013) Quotes Showing all 117 items Jordan Belfort : Let me tell you something. The whole Donnie Azoff: 4. Jordan Belfort: Right, exactly. Mark Hanna: It was the sort of silence shared by two people who're comfortable enough not to force a conversation ahead of its logical progression. Expensive champagne and the what, we had to buy champagne. And all my friends are trying to fuck her, you know, and I'm not gonna let one of these assholes fuck my cousin. Jordan Belfort: There's no such thing as an Amish Buddhist. All day long, decimal points, high frequencies. Turn around! Yeah, my wife is my cousin or whatever, but it's not like what you think. You look like a kid, and Wall Streets no place for kids. Donnie! The movie depicts Jordan Belforts reckless adventures from his rise to a wealthy stockbroker to his seduction and free-fall into corruption, drug abuse, excess and ultimately imprisonment. A place for mercenaries. They don't give a shit about money. Jordan Belfort: Beni fucking hanna!. Oh, California? Naomi Lapaglia: The year I turned 26, as the head of my own brokerage firm, I made $49 million, which really pissed me off because it was three shy of a million a week. See. No shit. Daddy shouldn't waste his time. Danger at every turn. There could be. Mark Hanna: Donnie Azoff: Jordan Belfort: [narrating to the camera] While the movie opened to positive reviews, it was criticized by some viewers who felt that it glamorized Belfort's white-collar criminal lifestyle. I'm gonna have Heidi lick some caviar off my balls in the meantime. Married people can't have friends? It turned out the British weren't too different from the Swiss. But he didn't go along with us. You're gonna knock whose fucking teeth in? So, Bay Ridge, that's near Staten Island, right? And it wasn't just about the sex either. After all, what was there to say? Not Italy. Jordan Belfort: Chester Ming: Naomi Lapaglia: the self narration, similar to goodfellas and moments where leo talks directly to the camera and you, the audience, are key. is an initial public offering. Venice. Jordan Belfort: Am I crazy? Donnie. Naomi Lapaglia: Jordan Belfort: Good for you, little man. Yeah! Go on. Pick up the phone and start dialing! Because I want you to come for me, baby. Enjoy! Jordan Belfort: Brad: And you brought in all the sides Tell him about the sides. Right? That's right. I found this woman's company to be incredibly soothing., Victor was Chinese by birth and Jewish by injection, having been raised amid the most savage young Jews anywhere on Long Island: the towns of Jericho and Syosset., I had considered changing my phone number, but I was so far behind on my phone bill that NYNEX was after me too., People dont buy stock; it gets sold to them. I got news for you. We want to hear what you have to say but need to verify your email. I don't wanna die, Jordan! I told you, you're not taking my fucking kids. I gotta tell you. It was obscene, in the normal world. Brad: Jordan Belfort: Together with his trusted lieutenant (Jonah Hill) and a merry band of brokers, Belfort makes a huge fortune by defrauding wealthy investors out of millions. Of course, after the bachelor party, me, the Duke, needed a few penicillin shots so he could safely consummate the marriage. You know, just people say shit. He's just warning everybody. That is fucked up! Cinemark Bears. You know how much I love you, right? Donnie Azoff: [pushes him away with her legs] Does your girlfriend think youre fucking worthless loser? Like, "Run free!" And from now on, it's gonna be nothing but short, short skirts around the house. Then were gonna need some tranq darts, a pair a handcuffs, a can of Mace Wigwam, I dont think youre cut out for this job. If you don't do it, the stress of this job, it'll make you explode. Hey, sweetheart! The name of the game, moving the money from the client's pocket to your pocket. It's not like that. Donnie Azoff: Share the best GIFs now >>> Jordan Belfort: My name is Jordan Belfort. We are here to make money! Pick up the phone and start dialing! You had to deal with the gold course people, too! Jordan Belfort: Jordan Belfort: [narration] Jordan Belfort: And today, you needed to clean your fishbowl, today? Is it Wednesday already? Oh no. Jordan Belfort lived an outrageous life which ultimately caught up with him. They're bald - they're bald from the eyebrows down. Once we sucker them in, we unload the dog shit. What are these sides? You were calling her name in your sleep! Good! GET OFF THE PHONE! By the early 1990s, while still in his 20s, Belfort founds his own firm, Stratton Oakmont. Don't you fucking dare! Baby, it gets worse. Patrick Denham: Dont worry, it wont take long. They were drunk on youth, fueled by greed, and higher than kites., Vn ca bn l g? Jordan Belfort: And all my friends are trying to fuck her, you know, and Im not gonna let one of these assholes fuck my cousin. Mark Hanna: picks her up. Act as if you have unmatched confidence and then people will surely have confidence in you. Without you, theyre just worthless hunks of plastic. Is it, is it mayhem? Do I Do I I jerk off? Jordan Belfort: Is your landlord ready to evict you? Patrick Denham: [throwing money at the FBI agents] Captain Ted Beecham: Pound for pound theyre stronger than grizzly bears, and, if you want to know the truth, they happen to scare the living shit out of me. [Donnie haphazardly gets out from car] The porterhouse from Argentina. Jordan Belfort: [Dangles the fish from the bowl by its tail and swallows it]. Oh my God! Trained professionals to guide you through the financial wilderness. Not a stitch. You just made love to me. Good! They even had an accounting term for it: It was called T and E, which stood for Travel and Entertainment. it should simply be a lesson learned about the world of the stock broker because it's not possible to empathise with his character as everything he does it so vile. Technically, you do work for me. Jordan Belfort: It's startin' to shit in the house again. Jordan Belfort: Jordan Belfort: What kind of person are you? I'm going to hell, Jordan! How do you say rathole in British? I'm gonna have Heidi lick some caviar off my balls in the meantime. Because they said eventually everyone's going to have to give information on this case so at the end of the day it might not even be a factor. This is what you do? Jordan Belfort: Mr. Hanna, you're able to do drugs during the day and then still function, still do your job? The Wolf of Wall Street has many lessons to learn from and brings to light something very real and raw in society, how even those with the best of intentions can fall prey to negative influences. But there's a big chance, right? Jordan Belfort: After they left I checked the apartment. Below Ive put together the best Wolf of Wall Street quotes on money and success. The Wolf of Wall Street is one of the most iconic films of the 21st century Credit: Alamy. So before I approve this midget-tossing business, you need to find me a game warden who can rein in the little critter if he should go off the deep end. I love you, baby. I mean, you're not afraid of like the whole kid thing, right? Shit, I can sell lubes to a convent full of nuns, get 'em so horny they'll be fucking each other in the coffers. Jordan Belfort: Sound good, John? Mark Hanna: What a fucking burden, and actually had to do some work besides swiping my fucking credit card all day? I'm constantly weighing everything in my mind and trying to predict how my actions will influence events. Naomi Lapaglia: Saurel! 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Absolutely not but we were making more money then we knew what to do with. Jordan Belfort, There is no such thing as bad publicity. Dont ever forget that., Listen, guys, fucking around with midgets aint no joke. Fuck. Let's go the other fucking way! Righto, Jean, that'll be great Cheerio! Donnie Azoff: [when asked who is Captain Ahab] Donnie Azoff: Yeah. It'll also help your fingers dial faster. There was this one time I was selling pot to this Amish dude. You know those guys who got like the beard with, like, no mustache or some bullshit? Based on the true story of Jordan Belfort, from his rise to a wealthy stock-broker living the high life to his fall involving crime, corruption and the federal government. Naomi Lapaglia: The Wolf Of Wall Street tells the story of Jordan Belfort, a drug-fueled, ambitious hustler at wall street. Do I jerk off? [laughing] Naomi Lapaglia: and the Donnie Azoff: Jordan Belfort: Because, at least as a rich man, when I have to face my problems, I show up in the back of the limo, wearing a $2000 suit and a $40,000 gold fuckin' watch. He was making so much money selling Quaaludes that he become the Quaalude King of Bayside. Once in the morning, right after I work out, then once right after lunch. [on getting arrested] I don't understand. Did you? And I choose rich every fucking time. Jordan Belfort: What is that supposed to mean, you want a divorce? In fact, back in the good old days, when getting blasted over lunch was considered normal corporate behavior, the IRS referred to these types of expenses as three-martini lunches! You had to deal with the Golf Course people too! I'm pretty fucking sure. I haven't made love to you in so long. I myself, I jerk off at least twice a day. Don't you fucking dare. Jordan Belfort: We don't start dialing at 9:30, because our clients are already answering the phone! Drugs. We call the Verrazano's Bridge the Guinea Gangplank. They won't be able to see your review if you only submit your rating. Well, we don't work for you, man! vials of coke. I want you to deal with your problems by becoming rich! Jordan Belfort, I want you to deal with your problems by becoming rich! Jordan Belfort, If anyone over here thinks Im superficial or materialistic, go get a job at McDonalds because thats where you belong. Jordan Belfort, But before you depart this room full of winners, I want you to take a good look at the person next to you. Stratton Oakmont Commercial: Winners use words that say 'must' and 'will'. Can I have that Danish? You know? Belfort was played by Leonardo DiCaprio in the film . Donnie Azoff: Jordan Belfort: I'm not gonna let someone else fuck my cousin, you know? You be ferocious! It's a joke! I fucked her brains out for eleven seconds. This movie unfortunately is too raunchy to ever be considered for an award, but it is a quality film. Sell me that pen. Cunt, cock, asshole." They're wrapped in sheets. Naomi Lapaglia: Just leave us a message here and we will work on getting you verified. Patrick Denham: Naomi Lapaglia: Risk is what keeps us young, isn't it, darling? Don't try to fight it. I know, but I don't drink, remember? California, baby! With Tenor, maker of GIF Keyboard, add popular Wolf Of Wall Street animated GIFs to your conversations. $4,000? Jesus Christ. WHY? Donnie Azoff: Champagne. Donnie, this isn't this isn't funny, you gotta untie me, buddy. And I will make you richer than the most powerful CEO in the United States of fucking America! Naomi Lapaglia: Implosions are ugly. Is there an apology message on the machine?" And they're all shaved too. Asking specific questions to gather intelligence and to understand the customers needs. And when it gets in, I'll give you a call and you come pick it up. Jordan Belfort: On my Dad's side. What we're gonna do is this: first we pitch 'em Disney, AT&T, IBM, blue chip stocks exclusive. [whispering] [in thoughts] Hey, pal. You know what my lawyer said? I don't even listen to it. Did you cum? In 2013 it was adapted into a movie by the same name. Like, we grew up together, and she grew up hot, you know, she fucking grew up hot. Jordan Belfort: Jordan Belfort: [to Naomi] Theyre called telephones. Theyre not buying shit. Alden Kupferberg, Who? Donnie Azoff: Jordan Belfort: Good luck on that subway ride home to your miserable ugly fuckin' wives. Its not on the elemental chart. Donnie Azoff: I'm constantly asking myself questions.

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